James: so am i supposed to go AP or mike's way, lol
Tracy: I sent it to Mike as well. go with AP and see what Mike says when he returns
James: lol
Tracy: FUCK ME
Tracy: NO WAIT
Tracy: fuck Mike.. thats what I meant to say
Tracy: go with AP
James: do i have to call HR about this?
James: geez, i hardly know you
Tracy: well... you know
James: freudian slip. I understand
Tracy: wow.. good times
James: it happens, i can hardly control myself when I look in the mirror, I can't really blame you
Tracy: I cant believe I did that.
James: so maybe you should be going to the sexual harassment training?S
Tracy: wow. I need a cigarette after that
Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Laugh it up...
Annie (4:09:32 PM): i've sworn off men
No Way Jose (4:09:40 PM): oh come on
Annie (4:09:52 PM): oh no
Annie (4:10:03 PM): you come on... it's impossible to meet anyone halfway decent anymore
Annie (4:10:04 PM): for sure
Annie (4:10:21 PM): i was seeing a guy-- he was great, massage therapist, making shitloads of money, had a lot in common, really thought it was going somewhere
Annie (4:10:25 PM): then he slept with one of his clients
Annie (4:11:21 PM): then claimed that since he "didn't cum in her, it doesn't count"
No Way Jose (4:11:55 PM): uhhhh
No Way Jose (4:11:57 PM): WHAT
Annie (4:12:00 PM): you see?
No Way Jose (4:12:05 PM): dude
Annie (4:12:05 PM): men = done.
No Way Jose (4:12:06 PM): HAHAHAHA
No Way Jose (4:12:08 PM): HAHAHAH
No Way Jose (4:12:09 PM): im sorry but
Annie (4:12:10 PM): no
No Way Jose (4:12:11 PM): thats hilarious
Annie (4:12:12 PM): go ahead
Annie (4:12:22 PM): i told my mom and she was just like...
Annie (4:12:29 PM): she laughed so hard she was crying
No Way Jose (4:12:46 PM): um im crying right now
Annie (4:12:55 PM): it's comical at this point
Annie (4:13:03 PM): every guy i meet i just expect to be a fucking weirdo or screw me over
Annie (4:13:05 PM): so that's been good
No Way Jose (4:09:40 PM): oh come on
Annie (4:09:52 PM): oh no
Annie (4:10:03 PM): you come on... it's impossible to meet anyone halfway decent anymore
Annie (4:10:04 PM): for sure
Annie (4:10:21 PM): i was seeing a guy-- he was great, massage therapist, making shitloads of money, had a lot in common, really thought it was going somewhere
Annie (4:10:25 PM): then he slept with one of his clients
Annie (4:11:21 PM): then claimed that since he "didn't cum in her, it doesn't count"
No Way Jose (4:11:55 PM): uhhhh
No Way Jose (4:11:57 PM): WHAT
Annie (4:12:00 PM): you see?
No Way Jose (4:12:05 PM): dude
Annie (4:12:05 PM): men = done.
No Way Jose (4:12:06 PM): HAHAHAHA
No Way Jose (4:12:08 PM): HAHAHAH
No Way Jose (4:12:09 PM): im sorry but
Annie (4:12:10 PM): no
No Way Jose (4:12:11 PM): thats hilarious
Annie (4:12:12 PM): go ahead
Annie (4:12:22 PM): i told my mom and she was just like...
Annie (4:12:29 PM): she laughed so hard she was crying
No Way Jose (4:12:46 PM): um im crying right now
Annie (4:12:55 PM): it's comical at this point
Annie (4:13:03 PM): every guy i meet i just expect to be a fucking weirdo or screw me over
Annie (4:13:05 PM): so that's been good
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Nostradamus would be proud...
"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
Thursday, May 15, 2008
do they manufacture an anti-douche bag vaccine?
ScarletApex (5:23:22 PM): to hide the non existant mark
arsxnickiss (5:23:36 PM): i'm surprised there's no turtleneck
ScarletApex (5:23:47 PM): he was looking for one
ScarletApex (5:23:52 PM): but its summer
arsxnickiss (5:24:08 PM): are you serious?
ScarletApex (5:24:34 PM): dead
ScarletApex (5:24:34 PM): ass
arsxnickiss (5:24:38 PM): dude.
arsxnickiss (5:23:36 PM): i'm surprised there's no turtleneck
ScarletApex (5:23:47 PM): he was looking for one
ScarletApex (5:23:52 PM): but its summer
arsxnickiss (5:24:08 PM): are you serious?
ScarletApex (5:24:34 PM): dead
ScarletApex (5:24:34 PM): ass
arsxnickiss (5:24:38 PM): dude.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Reasons to love New York Magazine
Examining the Two-Drink Barrier
We always joke that everything in life should come with a two-drink minimum like at stand-up comedy shows, and we were so right! Vindication! A new study reveals that a drink or two a day may make for stronger bones, while more than two drinks may lead to a broken hip (due to bone loss, not because wasted people are falling down). People in the study who drank between one half and one alcoholic beverage a day were 20 percent less likely than teetotalers to sustain hip fractures, according to The American Journal of Medicine.
What is it about two drinks? It’s that magic number on which so much social interaction hinges. It’s enough to make you feel good but not enough to get you sloppy. And why is it we New Yorkers can so rarely limit our consumption to two drinks? Do we just not want to good times to end? Is it because we have more taxis than you can wave a hand at and don’t have to drive home? Or is it because we’re an extreme generation living in extreme times and are completely incapable of moderation? (Remember the first time you found out that four drinks is considered binge drinking and you were all, “That’s not binge drinking. That’s a warm-up”?)
If you’re on a date, the two-drink theory is also a good indicator of how your night will turn out. If you have more than two drinks, the date is going well and you’re probably going to hook up. If it’s not going well, you usually won’t have more than two drinks. There's that awkward moment after you’ve each already had two drinks when the waitress asks, "Another round, guys?" and it’s like she might as well be asking, "Do you want to have sex?” Then there's that pause where the two of you look at each other and have to, like, decide.
The two-drink litmus test can also be used when you’re having drinks with people connected to a job opportunity. If you and your prospective employers get tanked together, it’s a good sign. But if the meeting doesn't go beyond two drinks, it probably means you're not getting the job. Or it means that they have kids and are really devoted to their family, in which case you shouldn’t take the job anyway because you’ll be stuck at the office till 10 p.m. every night doing their work while they peace out at 5 p.m. —Noelle Hancock
We always joke that everything in life should come with a two-drink minimum like at stand-up comedy shows, and we were so right! Vindication! A new study reveals that a drink or two a day may make for stronger bones, while more than two drinks may lead to a broken hip (due to bone loss, not because wasted people are falling down). People in the study who drank between one half and one alcoholic beverage a day were 20 percent less likely than teetotalers to sustain hip fractures, according to The American Journal of Medicine.
What is it about two drinks? It’s that magic number on which so much social interaction hinges. It’s enough to make you feel good but not enough to get you sloppy. And why is it we New Yorkers can so rarely limit our consumption to two drinks? Do we just not want to good times to end? Is it because we have more taxis than you can wave a hand at and don’t have to drive home? Or is it because we’re an extreme generation living in extreme times and are completely incapable of moderation? (Remember the first time you found out that four drinks is considered binge drinking and you were all, “That’s not binge drinking. That’s a warm-up”?)
If you’re on a date, the two-drink theory is also a good indicator of how your night will turn out. If you have more than two drinks, the date is going well and you’re probably going to hook up. If it’s not going well, you usually won’t have more than two drinks. There's that awkward moment after you’ve each already had two drinks when the waitress asks, "Another round, guys?" and it’s like she might as well be asking, "Do you want to have sex?” Then there's that pause where the two of you look at each other and have to, like, decide.
The two-drink litmus test can also be used when you’re having drinks with people connected to a job opportunity. If you and your prospective employers get tanked together, it’s a good sign. But if the meeting doesn't go beyond two drinks, it probably means you're not getting the job. Or it means that they have kids and are really devoted to their family, in which case you shouldn’t take the job anyway because you’ll be stuck at the office till 10 p.m. every night doing their work while they peace out at 5 p.m. —Noelle Hancock
