Thursday, June 28, 2007

BOOM... pearl harbor.

Hot Dog Eating Champ Diagnosed with Arthritic Jaw

Takeru Kobayashi of Japan, the hot-dog eating champ of New York City's Coney Island, may be out of commission for next week's annual July 4th contest.

The six-time winner, 29 (and, despite his yearly high-fat and sodium and carbohydrate gorge, a svelte 165 lbs.), has been diagnosed with arthritis of the jaw, he writes ruefully on his Web site, where he says: "My jaw refused to fight anymore ... [it] has abandoned the frontline."

According to Kobayashi's message, "Already I can't open my jaws more than just a little bit. There's no pain only if I open my mouth about enough for one finger. More than that is painful and I can't open it."

His situation puts a big question mark over whether he'll be able to compete to claim his seventh straight Yellow Mustard Belt next Wednesday, in the Independence Day contest sponsored by Nathan's Famous hot dogs. Last year Kobayashi – nicknamed "Tsunami" – won after devouring a then-world record of 53.75 wieners in 12 minutes.

"To tell the truth, I'm desperate about healing completely before the July 4 contest," says Kobayashi, adding that he's already sought treatment from a chiropractor.

Relief is not only at stake here, but pride. Earlier this month in Tempe, Ariz., Joey Chestnut, 23, of San Jose, Calif., beat Kobayashi's world record in a Coney qualifying event, the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at the Arizona Mills Mall, by eating 59.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes, the Associated Press reports.

Perhaps Kobayashi saw this day coming, as his blog also includes some harsh self-criticism. "I feel so ashamed that I didn't hear the alarm bells ringing in my own body," it says. "But with the aim of winning the title and setting a new record in my head, I couldn't stop my training regime so close to the competition."

He also blames himself for training so hard, including his diet of large quantities of cabbage and water to stretch his stomach – and which, he also says, rendered his mouth all but paralyzed.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

um... bingo?

i'm slowly beginning to recognize that the friends i had in high school probably stayed there for a reason.

i cannot for the life of me try and find in myself why i was the way i was. i know that i was happier then but i do not know how much happier.I know that I was carefree then, but I'm having a hard time remembering what that felt like.

You ever think about how wonderful and naïve you were as a kid and how you would kill to get there again. I don't think I would. As much as we bitch and complain, as many times as we have had our hearts broken and found the pieces to put it back together just to have it broken agaian, as often as we take for granted all of the things that we have and ignore what others don't--- I still can't help but think that if I could go back and do it again I wouldn't.

Today was one of a lot of realizations. I know now that the fact that I've maintained one friend from high school is better than the fleet of friends I used to have. I know now that while tragedy takes lives every day we're all selfish by nature and cannot function when it happens to us directly.

This is a rant and I'm not sure what for or why but it's been one of those days.

I love you doog$

RIP Chris, Nancy and Daniel Benoit

The wrestling world has suffered a great loss in the tragic death of Chris Benoit. No matter what is determined in the investigation into his death, as well as the deaths of his wife Nancy and 7 year old son Daniel, nothing will change the fact that Benoit is an icon and hero in the eyes of many. My prayers go out to his family at this time.



via ABC News

Cops: Wrestler Strangled Wife, Smothered Son

June 26, 2007
Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son this weekend before hanging himself Monday in the weight room of his Georgia home, a law enforcement official close to the investigation told The Associated Press.
Benoit, his wife and 7-year-old son were found dead Monday afternoon, and police later ruled the deaths a murder-suicide.
Authorities refused to confirm the murder-suicide until evidence was examined by the state crime lab. Preliminary autopsy results are nearly complete and will be announced at a 3 p.m. press conference this afternoon, according to a spokesman for the Fayette County District Attorney's office.
Additional toxicology reports, which could determine whether Benoit was using steroids at the time of his death, are expected to take at least two weeks.
WAGA-TV initially reported that investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, and 7-year-old son, Daniel, before killing himself Monday. The bodies were found in three different rooms.
World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Web site that the organization asked authorities to check on Benoit and his family after being alerted by friends who received "several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning."
The WWE also announced that Benoit failed to appear at a Saturday live event in Beaumont, Texas, as well as the WWE's "Vengeance" event in Houston Sunday night, an absence attributed to a "family emergency."
Authorities responding to the scene had a difficult time entering the Fayetteville home, WWE announced, because a pair of German Shepherds were left roaming on the property.
The house is in a secluded neighborhood set back about 60 yards off a gravel road, surrounded by stacked stone wall and a double-iron gate. On Monday night, the house was dark except for a few outside lights. There was a police car in front, along with two uniformed officers.
The WWE also reported that it was in possession of further information regarding the police investigation and the cause of death, but the Fayette County Sheriff's Department has requested that the pro wrestling organization not release additional details at this time.
Lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department told The Associated Press the bodies were discovered about 2:30 p.m. Monday but refused to provide details about the crime scene.
Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the details of the incident may "prove a little bizarre" to the public when released. A press conference is expected at some point in the afternoon.
The Journal-Constitution also reported that Benoit and his wife went through a difficult period after their marriage in 2000. Nancy Benoit petitioned for protection against domestic abuse as part of a 2003 divorce filing -- describing her husband as a "threat." In May 2003, a judge granted a restraining order, but both were dismissed upon Nancy Benoit's request three months later.
Benoit was a former world heavyweight and Intercontinental champion. He also held several tag-team titles during his career.
"WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family's relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy," the wrestling organization said in a statement on its Web site.
The native of Canada maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the defunct World Championship Wrestling.
The WWE canceled its live "Monday Night RAW" card in Corpus Christi, Texas, and USA Network aired a three-hour tribute to Benoit in place of the scheduled wrestling telecast.
"My relationship with Chris has extended many years and I consider him a great friend," Carl DeMarco, the president of WWE Canada, said in a statement. "Chris was always first-class warm, friendly, caring and professional one of the best in our business."
Benoit's wife managed several wrestlers and went by the stage name "Woman." Chris Benoit has two other children from a prior relationship.


via Our Lady Peace MySpace
Tuesday, June 26, 2007

So many questions
In 2000 Our Lady Peace was asked to write a song for a WWE wrestler. I admit to being heavily influenced by martial arts but entertainment wrestling was never my thing. I knew very little about the sport. Our drummer Jeremy was more the wrestling aficionado in the band. Nevertheless one night in Toronto we met with a professional wrestler for dinner at a local restaurant chain. His name was Chris Benoit. Immediately I was struck by his appearance. Not overly tall but freakishly muscular and wearing a very large neck brace. He had suffered a few herniated discs in his neck days before and was on hiatus until he had surgery and was able to rehab. Throughout the evening we learned about Chris and about the sport. Chris was a purest and came from a true wrestling background. His technical abilities were revered by all who followed him. Above that he seemed like a decent, nice man if not a little tortured. Nothing surprising coming from someone so dedicated to this absurd lifestyle of injuries, painkillers, steroids and constant travel. We ended up recording a theme song for him in Seattle during the next few months. We would see him a couple more times at various shows on tour in the US and he seemed pleased with the song we wrote for him.
Today I learned through numerous emails and Myspace comments that Chris Benoit had killed himself along with his 7 year old son and wife. I think back to that dinner we had years ago and struggle to come to grips with the fact that this was Chris' destiny. Assuming the authorities are correct in their assessment, I can't help but think Chris must have been in immeasurable pain both psychologically and physically. We may never know the answers to why this successful man ultimately was unable to handle this world and in no way do I personally absolve him of any guilt concerning the death of his son and wife. I guess I simply feel sad and somewhat shocked that someone I knew briefly had such a terrible and tragic ending to their life.

Raine Maida

Monday, June 25, 2007

$$$$$

Why am I the only one who blogs??? Why am I so broke??? This week was not suppiosed to start off this way.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

umbrellas

Just stop your head from getting wet but saturate the rest of you with their residual water. So why is the umbrella industry so big?? Justa thought.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

simple question.....

why are girls so fucking catty?


discuss.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

if only I had talent...

shut up dude. you're in Delaware right now..... on the beach. I'm at work! at least you get those valuable weekends off. I work them.

and I don't see why you're complaining. when the money comes rolling in and you're actually allowed to take sick days and vacations..... you'll love it. and we can still stay out all night. that's why coffee is so popular in our day and age.

shut up.

so.. being a commuter... like Ms. Gala.. I also have to endure agonizing train rides. this morning... at 5:51.. was one of them.

I couldn't sleep last night or during the ride..

...so instead I thought of 10 songs that I wish I wrote. here's the list......

Top 10 Songs I Wish I Wrote:
1. Colin Hay - I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You
2. Sol Jibe - Mind Plane
3. Butch Walker - The Best Thing You Never Had
4. Oasis - Wonderwall
5. Our Lady Peace - Life
6. Incubus - I Miss You
7. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher Ground
8. Third Eye Blind - Motorcycle Drive By
9. Lit - The Best Is Yet To Come Undone
10. Lazlo Bane - Overkill

these are not necessarily my favorite songs... just... songs I wish I wrote. listen to them. they're all beautiful.. from the first note to the last word. especially number 3. Butch Walker is the greatest singer/songwriter of our time. I have not heard anyone recently with more powerful lyrics. Annie.. you would love this song.

that's that.


cheers!

Friday, June 15, 2007

that's all...

Noun: real world - the practical world as opposed to the academic world.

well.. that's kind of bullshit isn't it? what's so impractical about the academic world? and who's to define practical? if the academic world and the practical world don't go hand in hand... then why did I go to school?

I think every part of life is practical... simply because we learn from every experience. when Annie and I got so high we though a duck was disco dancing in the headlights of the minivan...... we learned that pot kills brain cells. when I moved to London... I learned that the time is the single most static element in life and should never be wasted.

I am blessed to be living this life... although at this moment I am sitting in the ABC News Radio Networks newroom........ writing a blog. paying homage to "the man" does not make us any less punk rock than we were 4 years ago. Annie and I got wrist tattoos what... 3 weeks ago? it's the attitude you keep that retains youth. it doesn't matter what kind of crap work you are doing at 21 years old... it's the fact that you are working. that you are pushing towards what you want. I have at least 60 more years of youth left in me.

things get scary sometimes... obviously. I am getting paid shit as a freelancer and worrying about bills and loans and supporting myself. but the truth is... I am doing better in life than half the people I know. I am in debt and I plan to live in my parent's house for at least the next year but... that's life. it's practical... and the most beautiful thing about it is... it changes... constantly. unlike time... life is not judged by seconds... minutes... hours... it's judged by moments.

play the game. pay "the man". live life as it's thrown at you. you'll get what you want in the end. I know I will.



cheers!