WHAT THE FUCK

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The first official picture of Ariel in Disney’s new Broadway-bound musical adaptation of The Little Mermaid.

Sierra Boggess portrays the title character, and the show is currently having an out of town workshop run in Denver.

We are sooooo gonna be all over this shiz!

The Little Mermaid is one of our favoritest musicals.

Admit it, Part Of Your World rocks you hardcore. One of the best songs evah!

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I HAD THIS IDEA A MONTH AGO.

WHAT THE FUCK!?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GZA.

that's bad for you bill murray

Bill Murray Refuses Breathalyzer Test in Sweden

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22, 2007 11:15 AM EDT

By Stephen M. Silverman

Bill Murray Photo by: Jason Merritt / FilmMagic

In what sounds like a scene out of his old movie Caddyshack, Bill Murray was pulled over by police in Sweden while cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart, then refused to take breathalyzer test after police said they smelled alcohol, authorities said Wednesday.

The Lost in Translation Oscar nominee, 56, was stopped early Sunday after police saw him in the slow-moving vehicle. Police then noticed the alcohol smell, Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of the Stockholm police tells the Associated Press.

Murray could face a a drunken driving charge for the incident.

"He refused to blow in the [breathalyzer] instrument, citing American legislation," said Holmlund. "So we applied the old method – a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in."

In describing Murray's allegedly inebriated state, Holmlund said, "There were no obvious signs, like when someone is really tipsy."

Murray, in Sweden to visit a golf tournament, subsequently signed a statement admitting to driving under the influence and agreed to permit a police officer plead guilty on his behalf should the case go to court, Holmlund said.

"Then he was let go. My guess is he went back to America," according Holmlund, who said Murray would only be charged if tests show his blood alcohol level exceeded the legal limit – said to be very low in Sweden.

A high alcohol level could lead to a prison sentence, however, Holmlund considered fines a more likely possibility.

Of the vehicle in question, "It was a golf cart. How it ended up in this predicament I don't know," said Holmlund, adding that Murray was not facing any theft charges.

just another day on the job......

arsxnic kiss (02:00:54 pm): i just spent 20 minutes trying to find "a chair where the arms move up and down"
ScarletApex (02:00:55 pm): some woman just called telling me that she was not human and doctors were creating a medicine to help her produce blood
arsxnic kiss (02:01:02 pm): ...
arsxnic kiss (02:01:06 pm): you beat me
ScarletApex (02:01:25 pm): I usually do. I wish I could forward some of these calls to you.
ScarletApex (02:01:34 pm): ACTUALLY!!! I could.. technically
arsxnic kiss (02:01:36 pm): i wish you could!
arsxnic kiss (02:01:38 pm): you should!
arsxnic kiss (02:01:42 pm): !!!
arsxnic kiss (02:01:43 pm): do it
arsxnic kiss (02:01:51 pm): i'll pretend to care for a minute
ScarletApex (02:02:07 pm): what is your direct number?????
arsxnic kiss (02:02:13 pm): *** *** ****
ScarletApex (02:02:39 pm): I'm fowarding
arsxnic kiss (02:02:56 pm): YESSSS
arsxnic kiss (02:03:07 pm): i'll say "Ann Gala, how may i help you"
arsxnic kiss (02:03:11 pm): it's not ringing yet
arsxnic kiss (02:03:14 pm): eeeeeee
ScarletApex (02:03:15 pm): go
arsxnic kiss (02:03:26 pm): oh my god
arsxnic kiss (02:03:47 pm): science!
arsxnic kiss (02:04:39 pm): she is nuts
ScarletApex (02:04:54 pm): YOU GOT IT??
arsxnic kiss (02:05:19 pm): yes i did
arsxnic kiss (02:05:33 pm): she won't shut the fuck up
arsxnic kiss (02:05:39 pm): she was frozen 78 percent
arsxnic kiss (02:05:43 pm): her baby too
ScarletApex (02:05:43 pm): you still talking to her???
arsxnic kiss (02:05:47 pm): she has 2 babies
arsxnic kiss (02:05:49 pm): yes.
arsxnic kiss (02:05:52 pm): can i hang up on her?
ScarletApex (02:05:53 pm): ask her about her blood
arsxnic kiss (02:06:06 pm): she's from israel
ScarletApex (02:06:09 pm): I know
arsxnic kiss (02:06:30 pm): she's telling me about her conception
ScarletApex (02:06:36 pm): niceeeeee
arsxnic kiss (02:06:38 pm): garden baby?
arsxnic kiss (02:06:55 pm): she wants to bring a god into the world.
ScarletApex (02:07:03 pm): this.. THIS... is what I deal with
ScarletApex (02:07:07 pm): every single day
arsxnic kiss (02:07:22 pm): HER BLOOD IS DIFFERENT!?
ScarletApex (02:07:27 pm): yes!!!!!!
ScarletApex (02:07:33 pm): made of cheese she told me
arsxnic kiss (02:08:10 pm): oh jesus
ScarletApex (02:09:49 pm): is she yelling
arsxnic kiss (02:09:53 pm): no
ScarletApex (02:10:01 pm): at least she has calmed down
arsxnic kiss (02:10:03 pm): i told her to relax
ScarletApex (02:10:07 pm): she was yelling at me
arsxnic kiss (02:10:12 pm): she is going to call someone tomorrow
ScarletApex (02:10:18 pm): hahahhahaa
ScarletApex (02:10:20 pm): oh yea?
ScarletApex (02:10:24 pm): I'll be stoned
arsxnic kiss (02:10:29 pm): so will i
arsxnic kiss (02:10:35 pm): i told her she didn't need to yell
arsxnic kiss (02:10:37 pm): i like this game
ScarletApex (02:10:54 pm): we will continue it then. I get crazies.. I send them to you....
arsxnic kiss (02:11:02 pm): yes!
ScarletApex (02:11:24 pm): I have too many phones to answer to deal with them.. but they shouldn't go to waste
arsxnic kiss (02:11:30 pm): i agree
ScarletApex (02:12:33 pm): so now you have experienced a bit of my job here
arsxnic kiss (02:12:45 pm): i'll gladly forward my calls to you
arsxnic kiss (02:12:49 pm): you'd laugh at them
arsxnic kiss (02:12:52 pm): in the sense that they are very easy
ScarletApex (02:15:31 pm): damn
ScarletApex (02:15:41 pm): mine don't even speak english
arsxnic kiss (02:15:53 pm): they changed her face ass and nose
arsxnic kiss (02:15:56 pm): and color
ScarletApex (02:18:43 pm): ?????
arsxnic kiss (02:18:52 pm): that bitch was nuts!


holla.

do it

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-3.html

annnnnnd yes.

T Doog$ (9:50:29 AM): HE TOTALLY CUTE. DOOOO IT

day two

i still hate cabbage

but now i'm beginning to hate cranberries as well.

good idea / bad idea

crash diet: a diet which is extreme in its deprivations - typically severely restricting calorie intake. meant to achieve rapid weight loss, a crash diet differs from outright starvation only slightly. crash diets are typically unhealthy and are rarely - if ever - recommended by doctors or dietitians.

well you know what wikipedia... we are going to do it anyway. cabbage soup diet preparation began last night. Annie and I took the 'rents credit card and spent $50 on vegetables (and beer). we ordered a giant pizza, put on Cape Fear and binged.

the soup making began around 10:30pm. I cut up 12 onions. Annie wrapped her head in a towel and we both bitched and moaned. our pot was too small and the house smelt like ass. I left around midnight and Annie unwillingly took the task on alone..........

............we start on Monday. 7 days of eating vegetables and shitting. this is totally going to be worth it.

sticky feet

Tues. 7/31, 14th st. adult video store - m4m - 29 (Union Square)

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Reply to: pers-388532171@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-03, 2:13PM EDT


U = baseball hat, glasses, short - booth next to mine.
had a good time

this is a long shot
would like to see you again.

take 'em to the burn ward

Melissa is getting married???

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Reply to: pers-388579714@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-03, 3:08PM EDT


Wow, New York is surely losing one of the greatest cum-dumpsters it has ever known. So much for your random hook-ups, Melissa . . . maybe. I hope John realizes that he needs to keep a close eye on you and make sure that you're consistently taking your meds, lest he find you blowing some guy at the job or banging an actor-friend of yours, regardless of the ring on your finger. I do hope it lasts, but you and I know that a leopard can't change her spots.

quote of the day...

"T Doog$" (10:23:17 AM): my tits have more facebook pictures than I do

this has to be my favorite one... ever.

i know you liked me.... - m4w

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Reply to: pers-386347535@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-31, 6:13PM EDT


so fucking call back already

where does "very discreet" fit in?

Bloomingdales bathroom around 6:30pm - m4m - 24 (Midtown East)

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Reply to: pers-386408332@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-31, 7:40PM EDT


We had a hot session in the 7th floor bathroom. Would love to meet up and grab a drink sometime. Email me your face pic. Very discreet here



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are men's bathrooms just Mecca's for orgies??

boy, am i glad i'm not this guy...

Timmy B, I heard you were dating a crack addict - w4m

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Reply to: pers-386843252@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-01, 12:09PM EDT


Hey, TB,

I've heard that you look really dissipated and haggard, and that you wear sunglasses to hide your pinned eyes. I was praying you were trying to get straight. I knew it was a lie when you said you found me to be an influence, as you know I don't do hard drugs anymore;but, I also knew you wanted out, and that's fine. I can't keep you where you don't want to be. What floors me, though, is that you think you're in love with a down and out drug addict. How can you be trying to save yourself in that situation? I've been dating people -- some healthy, and some not so healthy;but, my goal is someone, who has goals, who values their friends, and who can emote and commit. I pray for you and wish you the best, but you have to want it yourself. Move out of your dad's house already and get a job -- this might help you get focus. God bless.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

21.
new car.
insane parents <3
the best wife a girl could ask for.
the best little sister in the entire world.

living. loving. driving. drinking. dancing. birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.


i'm the luckiest girl on the entire planet.

ever.