just another day on the job......

arsxnic kiss (02:00:54 pm): i just spent 20 minutes trying to find "a chair where the arms move up and down"
ScarletApex (02:00:55 pm): some woman just called telling me that she was not human and doctors were creating a medicine to help her produce blood
arsxnic kiss (02:01:02 pm): ...
arsxnic kiss (02:01:06 pm): you beat me
ScarletApex (02:01:25 pm): I usually do. I wish I could forward some of these calls to you.
ScarletApex (02:01:34 pm): ACTUALLY!!! I could.. technically
arsxnic kiss (02:01:36 pm): i wish you could!
arsxnic kiss (02:01:38 pm): you should!
arsxnic kiss (02:01:42 pm): !!!
arsxnic kiss (02:01:43 pm): do it
arsxnic kiss (02:01:51 pm): i'll pretend to care for a minute
ScarletApex (02:02:07 pm): what is your direct number?????
arsxnic kiss (02:02:13 pm): *** *** ****
ScarletApex (02:02:39 pm): I'm fowarding
arsxnic kiss (02:02:56 pm): YESSSS
arsxnic kiss (02:03:07 pm): i'll say "Ann Gala, how may i help you"
arsxnic kiss (02:03:11 pm): it's not ringing yet
arsxnic kiss (02:03:14 pm): eeeeeee
ScarletApex (02:03:15 pm): go
arsxnic kiss (02:03:26 pm): oh my god
arsxnic kiss (02:03:47 pm): science!
arsxnic kiss (02:04:39 pm): she is nuts
ScarletApex (02:04:54 pm): YOU GOT IT??
arsxnic kiss (02:05:19 pm): yes i did
arsxnic kiss (02:05:33 pm): she won't shut the fuck up
arsxnic kiss (02:05:39 pm): she was frozen 78 percent
arsxnic kiss (02:05:43 pm): her baby too
ScarletApex (02:05:43 pm): you still talking to her???
arsxnic kiss (02:05:47 pm): she has 2 babies
arsxnic kiss (02:05:49 pm): yes.
arsxnic kiss (02:05:52 pm): can i hang up on her?
ScarletApex (02:05:53 pm): ask her about her blood
arsxnic kiss (02:06:06 pm): she's from israel
ScarletApex (02:06:09 pm): I know
arsxnic kiss (02:06:30 pm): she's telling me about her conception
ScarletApex (02:06:36 pm): niceeeeee
arsxnic kiss (02:06:38 pm): garden baby?
arsxnic kiss (02:06:55 pm): she wants to bring a god into the world.
ScarletApex (02:07:03 pm): this.. THIS... is what I deal with
ScarletApex (02:07:07 pm): every single day
arsxnic kiss (02:07:22 pm): HER BLOOD IS DIFFERENT!?
ScarletApex (02:07:27 pm): yes!!!!!!
ScarletApex (02:07:33 pm): made of cheese she told me
arsxnic kiss (02:08:10 pm): oh jesus
ScarletApex (02:09:49 pm): is she yelling
arsxnic kiss (02:09:53 pm): no
ScarletApex (02:10:01 pm): at least she has calmed down
arsxnic kiss (02:10:03 pm): i told her to relax
ScarletApex (02:10:07 pm): she was yelling at me
arsxnic kiss (02:10:12 pm): she is going to call someone tomorrow
ScarletApex (02:10:18 pm): hahahhahaa
ScarletApex (02:10:20 pm): oh yea?
ScarletApex (02:10:24 pm): I'll be stoned
arsxnic kiss (02:10:29 pm): so will i
arsxnic kiss (02:10:35 pm): i told her she didn't need to yell
arsxnic kiss (02:10:37 pm): i like this game
ScarletApex (02:10:54 pm): we will continue it then. I get crazies.. I send them to you....
arsxnic kiss (02:11:02 pm): yes!
ScarletApex (02:11:24 pm): I have too many phones to answer to deal with them.. but they shouldn't go to waste
arsxnic kiss (02:11:30 pm): i agree
ScarletApex (02:12:33 pm): so now you have experienced a bit of my job here
arsxnic kiss (02:12:45 pm): i'll gladly forward my calls to you
arsxnic kiss (02:12:49 pm): you'd laugh at them
arsxnic kiss (02:12:52 pm): in the sense that they are very easy
ScarletApex (02:15:31 pm): damn
ScarletApex (02:15:41 pm): mine don't even speak english
arsxnic kiss (02:15:53 pm): they changed her face ass and nose
arsxnic kiss (02:15:56 pm): and color
ScarletApex (02:18:43 pm): ?????
arsxnic kiss (02:18:52 pm): that bitch was nuts!


holla.