crash diet: a diet which is extreme in its deprivations - typically severely restricting calorie intake. meant to achieve rapid weight loss, a crash diet differs from outright starvation only slightly. crash diets are typically unhealthy and are rarely - if ever - recommended by doctors or dietitians.
well you know what wikipedia... we are going to do it anyway. cabbage soup diet preparation began last night. Annie and I took the 'rents credit card and spent $50 on vegetables (and beer). we ordered a giant pizza, put on Cape Fear and binged.
the soup making began around 10:30pm. I cut up 12 onions. Annie wrapped her head in a towel and we both bitched and moaned. our pot was too small and the house smelt like ass. I left around midnight and Annie unwillingly took the task on alone..........
............we start on Monday. 7 days of eating vegetables and shitting. this is totally going to be worth it.
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