Laugh it up...

Annie (4:09:32 PM): i've sworn off men
No Way Jose (4:09:40 PM): oh come on
Annie (4:09:52 PM): oh no
Annie (4:10:03 PM): you come on... it's impossible to meet anyone halfway decent anymore
Annie (4:10:04 PM): for sure
Annie (4:10:21 PM): i was seeing a guy-- he was great, massage therapist, making shitloads of money, had a lot in common, really thought it was going somewhere
Annie (4:10:25 PM): then he slept with one of his clients
Annie (4:11:21 PM): then claimed that since he "didn't cum in her, it doesn't count"
No Way Jose (4:11:55 PM): uhhhh
No Way Jose (4:11:57 PM): WHAT
Annie (4:12:00 PM): you see?
No Way Jose (4:12:05 PM): dude
Annie (4:12:05 PM): men = done.
No Way Jose (4:12:06 PM): HAHAHAHA
No Way Jose (4:12:08 PM): HAHAHAH
No Way Jose (4:12:09 PM): im sorry but
Annie (4:12:10 PM): no
No Way Jose (4:12:11 PM): thats hilarious
Annie (4:12:12 PM): go ahead
Annie (4:12:22 PM): i told my mom and she was just like...
Annie (4:12:29 PM): she laughed so hard she was crying
No Way Jose (4:12:46 PM): um im crying right now
Annie (4:12:55 PM): it's comical at this point
Annie (4:13:03 PM): every guy i meet i just expect to be a fucking weirdo or screw me over
Annie (4:13:05 PM): so that's been good