Maggie's running commentary

experienced through the eyes of maggie:

Aye (2:31:38 PM): http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-deliver-a-baby-in-an-emergency-50607/
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Auto Response from M’Gay (2:31:38 PM): maybe i'd be more appealing if i got arrested with a hooker with a suitcase full of blow in vegas.
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M’Gay (4:36:45 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aye (4:37:21 PM): it's a whooooole website of those old timey movies
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Auto Response from M’Gay (4:37:21 PM): maybe i'd be more appealing if i got arrested with a hooker with a suitcase full of blow in vegas.
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M’Gay (4:37:26 PM): oh god
M’Gay (4:37:27 PM): hey
M’Gay (4:37:30 PM): i'm sorry about before
M’Gay (4:37:40 PM): i woke up and she was yelling at me
M’Gay (4:37:45 PM): i was just in a bad mood
Aye (4:37:53 PM): no sweat
M’Gay (4:38:01 PM): you understand
M’Gay (4:38:03 PM): she's a bitch
Aye (4:38:05 PM): of course
M’Gay (4:38:40 PM): HOLY SHIT
M’Gay (4:38:45 PM): there's box in this!
Aye (4:38:48 PM): ?
Aye (4:38:56 PM): yeah!
M’Gay (4:39:19 PM): oh my god
M’Gay (4:39:25 PM): OH MY GOD
Aye (4:39:29 PM): hahahahah
M’Gay (4:39:30 PM): SHE SQUIRTED
M’Gay (4:39:33 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
Aye (4:39:35 PM): it's 22 minutes long
M’Gay (4:39:42 PM): HIS HAND IS IN HER BOX
M’Gay (4:39:58 PM): i'm not having kids.
M’Gay (4:40:17 PM): "and hold on to it, they're slippery"
M’Gay (4:42:35 PM): what creeps
M’Gay (4:42:58 PM): "hows the new mother? & how's that baby.. everything looks ship-shape!"
M’Gay (4:43:24 PM): this is disgusting.
M’Gay (4:43:49 PM): that is a huge baby
M’Gay (4:45:19 PM): what a whore.