Thursday, January 8, 2009

Because you're an absolute psychopath...

So I went on ONE DATE with this guy back in October. One date was all it took for all of the red flags that scream "NUTJOB" to go off. So I did what I do best, ignore and extract.

Then I started to receive gems like the following. Except this one is after almost 4 months of having no contact with me.

So to answer your question, Chris, the reason I don't want to talk to you anymore is because you're a desperate, clingy kid who talks too much and doesn't listen. You're not funny, you're not charming and you're alarmingly creepy. Chris, if you read this (though you probably won't because now not only have I removed you from my friends list on FB and blocked you on AIM but now I'm going to block you on FB so that I don't have to ever get another desperate plea from you again), I want you to know that it's really me who has the problem, not you... I don't have time for someone as unmotivated and ridiculous as yourself. I choose to spend my time with people who listen to me when I speak, who don't think the ideal date is in a Dunkin Donuts at 10:30PM and who contribute something to the conversation other than speeches about your outrageous political beliefs and fireman fraternity stories. I don't care that you and your "bro's" ate 250 dollars worth of pizza. Or that you only shop at Hollister. Anyone who asks me where I shop and sneers at the answer "Bloomingdales" by calling me an "old lady" or a "perpetual Jewish Mom" deserves a kick in the teeth.

xoxo,
Annie
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Chris F.
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January 7 at 11:47pm
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look i dont care that you from out of nowhere decided to stop talking to me and removed me from your friends without a single word. it doesnt matter. its a new year, and some crazy stuff has happened in the past week, that i realize how insignificant allot of things in life are.

my one question is this though:

could you tell me if there was something i said or did that led to you acting that way? i ask for future reference, that's all

-chris

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