Alexander Graham Bell is a jerk

If he never invented the telephone.. sure things would suck in general but I wouldn't have to deal with nutjobs and assholes on a regular basis. Seriously. Do people really look at their phone and say to themselves..... 'Hey.. I'm going to call 411 and ask for ABC.. just to mumble or scream into the phone and piss off the RADIO newsroom assistant.. when I really want to be a contestant on America's Next Inventor.'

For gods sake..... get off the couch. Take a walk.. kill yourself. I don't care. Just stop calling the ABC News Radio NEWSROOM!!!!!




Save the date:
December 11, 2007
Spice Girls at MSG!!!!!