Dear Al Gore,

Shove it.

Thanks!



dude.. seriously. the Earth goes through stages. it's... evolution if you will. sure we helped fuck it up this time. but lets face it. there's nothing we can really do (beside prolong the inevitable). it's had enough of our shit.. and now it's getting ready to kick our asses off. and rightfully so.

I'm not saying sit back and kiss your ass goodbye. if you want to stop driving.... or wear shoes made of recycled rubber.... or even live in a hut with no electricity or running water.... by all means knock yourself out. but don't expect it to make much of a difference. it sucks that global warming will be the end of us. but lets live realistically here.

fact: we are facing extinction... we have been for about 11,550 years.
...and if we only have a little while longer here....... I'm going to let my fucking air conditioner run through the night. period.