tonight maggie and i spent the night hanging out, going on a scary blunt ride and then went home to go to sleep.
after saying good night and going through our routines for bed, i finally get a chance to lay down and listen to my itunes and respond to emails, and all of a sudden, this IM box pops up...
m’gay (12:57:52 AM): so this one time, it was like 5 am and i was like, i don't have to wake up until 8- so i decided to go back to sleep.
m’gay (12:58:01 AM): but
m’gay (12:58:29 AM): i wanted to play with my dog on my phone, or at least make it happy for three hours
m’gay (12:59:54 AM): so i brought the son of a bitch to the beach, thinking it wouldn't mind me ignoring it cause it had that other dog to play with
m’gay (1:00:21 AM): i turn the game off at eight, and go to check on it mid day
m’gay (1:01:00 AM): the stupid cunt not only hates me by this time but is also really sick, hungry and dehydrated.
m’gay (1:01:51 AM): so i had to spend like an hour tryna get this thing to like of enough to not shit in my house, but also
m’gay (1:02:40 AM): healthy enough that i could bring it outside without dying on me. i hate it.
m’gay (1:03:48 AM): it was truly depressing
m’gay (1:04:09 AM): in more ways then one.
1 comment:
wow. get a real dog. oh wait. you have three.... and ignore them equally.
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