Monday, November 12, 2007
| Feed Pigeons Alka-Seltzer Day! In the near future if this stupid law passes, I propose that we have a day of throwing alka-seltzer pills all over the streets of New York City (most likely 5th or city hall...someplace where the suits are). They said they want to get rid of the pigeons in New York City...They said they will employ hawks and bird birth control to help rid the whole city of these ugly stupid creatures (rats with wings I always said). So lets help them out...There is nothing like hundreds of exploding pigeon carcass filling the streets of New York. What would you rather have city council: people wasting bread on dumb birds who other then roaches, mice ,and the crappy animals in the central park zoo are about the only wildlife we have in the city OR a mass pigeon genocide and a down poor of flesh?...We can solve your problems! Also wouldn't introducing hawks have some kind of negative effect as well? What if the Hawks got horny and fucked up a storm? Then we'd have birds of prey all over the fucking city...I think pigeons are much less harmful. Imagine hawks swooping down at a stupid little prissy lap dog because they mistake it for a pigeon or rat (which they really are). Funny thing is that actually happened, a hawk attacked a Chihuahua the last time they tried this shit in NYC. It hasn't worked in London and good luck to LA for trying their pigeon contraceptive soon...They should be focusing on not allowing Britney Spears and others to produce offspring first! |
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1 comment:
I just re-read this vlog after writing my other one and this:
"I propose that we have a day of throwing alka-seltzer pills all over the streets of New York City (most likely 5th or city hall...someplace where the suits are)."
Just made it 100% worse.
How many more times will people inadvertantly accuse me of being a"suit"?
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