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me (12:02:31 AM): do you think if you offer your soul to the devil it works?!

me (12:04:51 AM): adam! this is life or death!

adam (12:09:17 AM): i definitely wouldn't mess around with that type of stuff. I don't think i believe in a devil per say, but who knows

adam (12:10:01 AM): i knew someone who sold their sole to someone else for a beer. they did get really drunk and sick that night

me (12:10:36 AM): i'm so conflicted

adam (12:10:28 AM): coincidence probably

adam (12:10:30 AM): why?

me (12:10:59 AM): because i want something so bad that i'm considering whether or not i could do this

adam (12:11:53 AM): i dunno...it is your sole

adam (12:12:24 AM): if there is an afterlife i dunno how fun being satan's slave would be

adam (12:12:27 AM): but

me (12:12:47 AM): i think you're probably logical

adam (12:12:38 AM): there might not be an afterlife.

adam (12:14:38 AM): and then you could have what you want on earth. but that would not make sense. what would be the point of selling your sole if the devil got nothing in return

me (12:16:36 AM): maybe i shouldn't do this

adam (12:16:49 AM): is it something really important and personal?

me (12:18:27 AM): no

me (12:18:33 AM): i didn't go to work today

me (12:18:44 AM): and i got to goof around with my friends and just hang out

me (12:19:05 AM): and i've decided i need to go back 2 years and completely relieve them so that i can have more fun lazy time

me (12:20:19 AM): or do something differently

adam (12:20:06 AM): i completely wished that the other day

me (12:20:28 AM): so let's just do it

adam (12:20:15 AM): but i didnt really wish it

adam (12:20:23 AM): like ask anyone to do it

adam (12:20:29 AM): like god or satan

adam (12:20:30 AM): yea

adam (12:21:24 AM): well that would be something worthwhile to devote time to learn physics and make a time machine

me (12:22:04 AM): yeah. that's possible

me (12:22:07 AM): but what's quicker.

adam (12:21:55 AM): i cant even understand algebra so id just be clueless

adam (12:21:56 AM): yea

adam (12:22:03 AM): the devil could help

me (12:22:28 AM): plus how long would it feasibly taketo make this thing

adam (12:22:15 AM): if you knew where to find said person

adam (12:22:21 AM): thats the hardest part

me (12:22:36 AM): 2 more years?

me (12:22:40 AM): then i have to go back 4?

adam (12:22:35 AM): well probably our whole lives

adam (12:22:54 AM): but we could go back...assuming the world wasnt destroyed by war

adam (12:23:09 AM): plus it would change the course of history

me (12:23:40 AM): exactly

me (12:25:54 AM): that's why

adam (12:25:43 AM): its a good question though.

me (12:26:01 AM): if i do it now, it will have the least effect

adam (12:26:19 AM): well the problem is that you'd need to find this devil

adam (12:26:26 AM): or sign with your blood...

me (12:26:58 AM): can't i just announce it

me (12:27:09 AM): just say it passionately into the dark of night

adam (12:27:07 AM): http://www.dpjs.co.uk/sell.html

adam (12:27:18 AM): amazing

adam (12:27:34 AM): i bet that you can email your sole

me (12:27:59 AM): hehe you looked this up

me (12:28:02 AM): the internet is AMAZING.

adam (12:30:02 AM): it truly is

adam (12:30:07 AM): fuck this it takes hours

me (12:30:34 AM): i can find 2 hours to spare

me (12:31:59 AM): the big question from the weekend was "if you could have any super power in the world, what would i be"

me (12:32:04 AM): and i haven't thought of a good one yet

adam (12:31:52 AM): it just sounds like a bad idea....

adam (12:31:55 AM): hmmm

adam (12:31:56 AM): yea

adam (12:32:12 AM): i cant come up with a good one either

adam (12:33:23 AM): maybe to be able to have the powers of jesus

me (12:34:01 AM): you'd make an excellent 2nd coming

me (12:34:06 AM): but then think how stressful that'd bee

me (12:34:18 AM): you really have to think every aspect out

adam (12:34:28 AM): i wouldnt make it stressful

adam (12:34:41 AM): it seems like jesus was pretty relaxed

me (12:35:01 AM): ah yeah

me (12:35:03 AM): till the end

adam (12:34:49 AM): even till the end

adam (12:35:13 AM): at least he was a good sport about it all

me (12:35:33 AM): hahah

me (12:35:34 AM): yeah

adam (12:37:26 AM): im sure u can think of something

adam (12:37:35 AM): whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of that

me (12:38:01 AM): what do you mean

me (12:38:04 AM): oh

me (12:38:05 AM): flying

me (12:38:11 AM): but i've ruled that out

me (12:38:28 AM): so maybe the ability to regenerate and regenerate other things

me (12:39:26 AM): or shape shift

me (12:39:28 AM): i have so many!

me (12:39:32 AM): i guess i couldn't really pick one

adam (12:39:54 AM): the power of healing and regeneration seems really cool

me (12:41:34 AM): it does

me (12:41:53 AM): does having a super power mean you live forever?

me (12:41:54 AM): no right?

adam (12:42:16 AM): nah

adam (12:42:18 AM): maybe

adam (12:42:27 AM): i dunno superman died mad times

adam (12:42:34 AM): but he is still alive

me (12:43:21 AM): he was really more of an alien though wasn't he?

me (12:44:19 AM): i want to go away

adam (12:46:13 AM): where?

adam (12:46:18 AM): yea he was an alien

me (12:46:36 AM): somewhere warm

adam (12:46:31 AM): it would be cool if aliens came

me (12:46:49 AM): for 2 weeks

adam (12:46:36 AM): for real

adam (12:46:39 AM): yea

me (12:46:54 AM): for serios is true

adam (12:46:43 AM): that sounds amazing

me (12:46:58 AM): what would you do?

me (12:47:14 AM): i'd try and catch a look at them first, then decide

adam (12:47:53 AM): yea, if they were cool id definitely go to there planet or wherever and become a celebrity among them

me (12:48:25 AM): it would belike that if you went to japan

adam (12:48:49 AM): yea, ive always said Japanese are like aliens

adam (12:49:04 AM): i think they based some of that on the japanese actually

me (12:49:28 AM): i don't doubt it

adam (12:49:15 AM): 1950 was after pearl harbot

adam (12:49:24 AM): so people were paranoid about another attack

adam (12:49:39 AM): ufos and the strange small grey things

adam (12:49:47 AM): the eyes are kinda too wide though

adam (12:50:06 AM): but none the less i see a resemblance

me (12:50:38 AM): that's so sad

me (12:50:44 AM): and racist

me (12:50:53 AM): not you

me (12:51:00 AM): but the whole idea

adam (12:50:49 AM): yea

adam (12:50:59 AM): exactly

me (12:51:16 AM): you've just blown my mind

adam (12:51:09 AM): i blew my own mind